After last week’s POISON ADVISORY, here’s some news you can use about WEAPONS. As with the last comic, all of these tips and infoz are super basic, and you really should research further if your aim is to someday become super pro… also, to keep all your fingers.
Can I marry a knife? I would totally marry my chef knife. It’s the best knife.
(Non-educational hijinks return in two weeks. Sorry not sorry for the foray into PSA territory, but I really don’t want any followers maiming themselves or poisoning their kid brother or something because of me.)